"Can't I for...forklift me?"
 
 Image by Kino Praxis
 Stephen Malkmus  "Forklift"
Chinese spectate riding forklift,
 Mother says no
 Can't I for...forklift me?
 Why? because I need money, work,
 Time is my life, not hers.
 What does it mean?
Of course work sucks: spend week in nevada
 Dancing with old lady full of nickels,
 Full of nickels and dimes
 Makes me tired, lose my..self
 Lose my cash
I get really fucked and then really drunk...
(something about playing cards and being from iowa
 And the dealer had 21)
Nothing left back home with his forklift
 Driving past boss creamer, age 24
 Delta pi, phd
Mr. creamer, tired of words,
 Looked at me,life is a forklift.
 Now my mouth is a forklift 
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